FrEe At LaSt !!!!!!!

Whhhhhhoooooooooosssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh ,,, As the University lies underneath a mixture of water, slush, crap and other interesting natural elements there is one dept that clearly comes out on top .. PGDSAM

They brought the results out !!!!

No … I’m not complaining … they gave me a first class..

This is clearly a second shocker …

The first was in MCom Cooperation,, gave my exams for the heck of it and wrote everything I ever wanted to in the exam paper ,, from Salman Khan’s court case to Bollywood ,, from biographies of yoga guru’s, call center execs to porn stars ,, u’d find everything in my paper ,,

I was pretty optimistic when expecting a zero,, like finally I’d score zero in all my papers ,, I was looking for a white wash ,, the results came out and I was shocked !!!! ,,, from 8 marks to 26 marks,, I narrowly missed passing in one of them ,, how ???? after all the crap that I’d written abusing prof’s and the dean ,, they should have called me to the university office and rusticated my entire clan from taking admissions in M S U ,,

The answer was clear ,, after all the efforts I put in to create the finest disaster ,, those freaks did not read it .. I can write tonnes and tonnes about the fucked up education system and how I was victimized ,,

like I worked hard for my zero’s ,, I wrote up twenty pages of total insane crap complete with expletives for four full papers ,, resting my ass on that piece of wood for 3 hours everyday ….

Second Shocker

I passed sales and advt with a first class ,, like .. this was a shocker too ,, given the kind of crap we gave them through the year,,


Like I always said,, we landed up at PGDSAM cos the condom had a hole ,, we were unwanted kids who existed cos the dept heads screwed up(literally) ,, the course was to be shut down last year ,, some fuck up and we’re all given admission… luckily they’ve shut it down this year

at this point i dont really care cos i'm Freeee Attt Laaasst :)

HaPpY BiRtHdAy

turn on ur speakers to listen to me sing the bloody song ,,,

here are the lyrics ,, u can sing along

oH why were u born so beautiful
oh why were u born at all :)

U are no freaking use to anyone
U r no freaking use at all

wars and famines.. wars and famines
people die ,, everywhere

and its ur birthday

so happy birthday


I know i have to call u and wish ,, but i cant find a single soul to loan me the money

even went to bank,,, they were nice people at the bank,,
the lady at the counter asked me to show my assets ,,, i was like ,,, ok ,, i'll do it for rucha ,, but then she asked for it on a balance sheet :) now where d #@%^ do i get that from !!!!!

i even tried calling from a restaurant last night (local calls are free) ,, the fucked up phone suddenly started beeping ,, they'd fitted in some device which could trace chargeable calls ,, that instance i wanted to run,,, but where ,, and there was this huge afghan at the entrance ,, any hostitility could brutally dealt with ....

yeah yeah ,,, i had to fake amnesia ,, and scores of other things ,, what do u say when u've dialled an international number by mistake .... i am still looking for the bastard who recommended this idea .... he was standing right outside when i went in ....

and stop fiddling with ur speakers ,, i'm not singing any song ,, u have the lyrics ,, sing it urself :)



happy birthday Rucha :)