DiScLaimEr

Friends: Please stop spreading tales about my salary, I already have three marriage proposals in my inbox, one happens to be a guy... Please, it’s not funny….

Mom: who told you I use adult diapers, mom please ………. please don’t send them, I know they’re on sale but please ……………. (But if you insist… I use medium size)

Sisters: Please don’t ask me to shop for your clothes, shopping for my own undies took me three hours yesterday and I only bought two… please understand my helplessness and By the way what’s an Ipod?

Dad: Shopping lists for mom and sisters have been enclosed, please do the needful, I promise I’ll pay you back and by the way your credit card limit expired last night, I used it for a couple of pay sites with weird names for educational purposes so please don’t panic when u see the bill. And also you can thank me for saving you the embarrassment of washing dishes with your clients at the restaurant had you realized this later :)

Room mates: Just incase you see me running behind somebody with a knife, do not panic and don’t call the police; I’m just playing :)

Colleagues: Ho ho ho ho..That edited picture of boss looking like a drag queen was funny.. he he he he he …but why did you guys give me the credit ,, ha ha ha ha … I saw my name below it .. Hee hee hee.. You mean you sent it to the boss as well …. You freaking son of a $&%&%