mOm PLeAse..........

Mom must really think I’m a nut; she sent me 6 books in the last three months, three by Paulo Coelho, one by Mitch Albom and two by some psycho on "how to breathe", like I haven’t been cutting potatoes and onions all these twenty two years, the opening line says that you’ve got to breathe through your nose, mom please…

Yeah I may sound like a lunatic on the phone sometimes (or might even look like one) but trust me when I say, I’m OK, and stories of me running after my room mate with a knife was a rumor until last night, and I was only trying to ask him not to bang on the bathroom door when I’m inside, it really irritates and the one where I dressed up like a witch and ran after my boss was supposed to be a joke on him, he didn't have to call the police. Such pansies I tell u …

If you don’t trust me then ask my driving instructor he says I’ve reinstated his faith in GOD and will only step into the car if he’s got his prayer beads and talisman. I am really a very positive person and I radiate happiness, I really don’t need those books :)